I'M A GAME TIME DECISION

ANDERS TAUNTS FANS THIS FRIDAY

Is HE that cool? Evidently, YES

Last week's man of the match winner Anders isn't letting his new stardom get to his head.

"He doesn't want to disappoint his fans," said Lucian Poppetti, newly hired publicist,"but this Sparta FC star needs to examine what's best for his image."

Fans lining up to see the epic battle between ex-Toronto FC star Anders and English sensation Justin expressed disappointment.

"I came all the way from the Royale to have my chest signed by one of them," a disappointed Candy told reporters.

Ticket sales immediately dropped, as fans vowed to watch the game on Rogers Cable.

"He's just scared of my mad skillz," offered Justin, who visited a local WalMart to sign autographs.

Veteran Fernando was more reserved.

"I'll bring my usual allotment of women," he bragged,"and plan to see the site filled with my fans with each goal I score."

With all this hype, Captain Ian was quick to calm the fears of friends and fans alike.

"The coupon I got from the DQ Blizzard club does work at mulitple stores, and that's a plus any way you look at it!"

FAW-STYLE INDOOR A LA SPARTA FC

FIRST EVER UNDER FAW ARENA

Anders shoots! He...

In the first ever FAD game played within the FAW Arena, crowds were loud and the competition fierce.

"I couldn't hear the national anthem," commented one fan,"they did play it, right? I was trying to get directions to Brooklyn."

Although only a token few showed for the first game, excitement and great plays reigned. Ex-Bundesliga star The Baron, opened with the historic first goal, a long pass from Mark which found the back of the net.

"I like to start how I ended," said a jubilant Baron, who also scored the game winning goal in Sparta FC's only playoff victory.

From there, the sides swung like a see-saw, and the score remained tied.

"The only losers in this game were the no-shows," Captain Ian suggested.

"I was sick that day," commented Rocco,"Wait, it was Thursday, right. No? Yeah, Friday, Friday I was definitely sick."

Others were not so honest.

"Listen," taunted superstar Justin,"I use Friday nights to hit the clubs, pick up chicks and give them a wild night. Notice that I said chicks with an 's'. Anyways, I'll plan my club nights on other nights, although Fridays are usually easiest."

With the outdoor season only a month and a half away, the team is gearing up to make, what one observer stated, an impact on the FAD opponents.