NO LOLI-GAGGING and NO JUMPING
Loli Kicks as Saul flops in the background! |
REF's were incensed with Energie over the past few games due to an assortment of issues.
"ENERGIE kicks the ball too hard," related the REF office," and they can't jump around the field like they do."
When asked what rules prohibit kicking the ball in a strong manner, or jumping to do a header or block a pass, the REF office was less outspoken.
Instead, we were treated to a game where calls were made against Energie, costing them a valuable three points in the league.
"I'm not sure why the REF's, including one in particular, feel the need to make calls for their friends, but this needs to stop," said Captain Terry.
Fans were outraged as a penalty was called against their team when Terry did a routine stop and his opponent went diving.
"Even the Russian Judge gave this flopper a 7.1," commented Assistant Captain Andrew.
With the REF pool heavily depleted, our Spartan teams how they'll fare against the calls of the future.
"We'll continue to play our game," revealed Golden Pear Leader Saul," and adjust our game to our play."
STATS:
Feb 5th 2017:
(SE) Loli Yellow x 3
MAN of the MATCH:
(SD) Leo
(SE) Andrew
(SL) John
Feb 12th 2017:
MAN of the MATCH;
(SD) Jason
(SE) Andew
(SL) Curtis
Feb 19th 2017:
(SE) Saul (A)
(SE) Mark (G)
(SE) Saul (A)
(SE) Andrew (G)
(SL) Ramon (A)
(SL) Sean (G)
MAN of the MATCH:
(SD) Trevor
(SE) Saul
(SL) Sean