OUTDOOR SEASON APPROACHES

Captain Ian vs Baron in a warm up match!

Oshawa this Week reports that Captain Ian will be organizing a team for this year's season.
"Baron and I have been going over the stats, the videos, the beer, and more beer, to determine our best strategies for the coming season," said Captain Ian.
"While we won't have a perfect season this year," commented the Baron," we will win a few games and hopefully make our money back in the post season."
Invitations to the spring training camp will be sent by e-Vite, but registration will be sometime in March.
"Stay tuned sports fans!" an excited Captain Ian related,"and keep fit through the various indoor programs we sponser."

MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR

Captain Ian with Santa and his little helpers!

SPARTAN CAPTAIN TALKS WITH SANTA

Spartan Captain Ian loves the Festive Season.
"It's called Christmas!" an angry Captain Ian said in a recent interview with Oshawa this week."Yeah, people do celebrate other holidays during this season, but everyone knows that Christmas is the favourite one. F--k you all that can't say it. Merry Xmas!!!"
Recently, Captain Ian donning beard and shaved head, make his way to the North Pole at the Oshawa Centre to meet Santa. Here is a brief excerpt of the dialogue as caught by reporters.

Santa: Ho! Ho! HO! I see you've gained some weight this year Captain Ian
Ian: So have you.
Santa: And what do you want for Xmas, my little Ian?
Ian: Get a raise at work, sleep with Adriana Lima, grow 4 inches and win the Darlington Cup
Santa: You think I'm a F--kin miracle worker? Not even the Gods can get that Cup for you.
Ian: Thanks for nothing fats.
Santa: Well, with that attitude you're not getting Adriana!

Captain Ian wishes to extend his holiday...erm Christmas greetings to you all at this time of year. Unfortunately he's still hung over from New Year's, so that greeting will have to wait!